Current JoyPoll results for 691 entries:
If you had an infinite number of monkeys, what would you get them to do?
Type, type, type!!!, ... yep, they would eventually write the Complete Works of SPAM. |
104 |
15% |
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Design and build spaceships, ...their past history in the space program should come in handy. |
169 |
24% |
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Take a toilet-training course, ... obviously, you have monkey experience. |
104 |
15% |
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Breed, so that I could have even more monkeys, ... apparently, you can never have enough infinite monkeys. |
105 |
15% |
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Cut each other's paws off, so that I could have an infinite amount of wishes, ... your first wish.... please get the knives away from those wounded monkeys! |
108 |
15% |
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I monkeyed around with the results. |
101 |
14% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the differences between King Kong and Mighty Joe Young.
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