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Current JoyPoll results for 257 entries:
Would you buy a smartphone that isn't captivating?
Yes, sounds great, I need to get my life back, ... while you're at it, cancel your cable. |
10 |
3% |
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No, why would I want a device that isn't captivating?, ... humans are unique in that they crave captivity. |
46 |
17% |
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No no no! You've got it all wrong. Windows 7 IS captivating, but only for shorter periods of time, ... ah, so your attention span is even shorter? |
13 |
5% |
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I don't want a smartphone! I refuse to become a texting zombie!, ... who said you had a choice? |
39 |
15% |
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It's not the device, it's the mind that's operating it, ... to an outside observer, the mind seems to go blank. |
52 |
20% |
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... ... ... (sorry, I'm mesmerized by my smartphone), ... ... ... ... huh? |
56 |
21% |
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I miss a good landline and a Model 500. |
41 |
15% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and zoning out.
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