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Which Apple Watch neurosis are you suffering from?
Could-not-give-a-frig syndrome, ... In other word, Apple Watch Dissociative Disorder. | 358 | 60% | |
Obsessive-compulsive really-want-one-bad Mania, ... the pleasure is in the wanting, although I suspect Apple is rather pleased by those who have. | 29 | 4% | |
Pneumataphobia | 15 | 2% | |
experiencing Phantom taps, ... don't come knockin', my pocket and wrist are rocking. | 1 | 0% | |
Klepto-phobia, the fear of someone stealing it!, ... if you can afford one, there's probably better things to steal around you. | 5 | 0% | |
Separation anxiety while charging it, ... can't you just get a charger surgically implanted? | 10 | 1% | |
Missing killer app frustration, ... I just want to say two words to you. Just two words. Fart app. | 61 | 10% | |
The same old electo-mechanophilia and objectophilia I usually feel towards my geeky toys, ... Your turn on is kind of a turn off. | 109 | 18% |
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