Current JoyPoll results for 662 entries:
How do you renew your computer vows?
| Round up the wayward icons, ... who let the Pogues out! |
51 |
7% |
 |
| Get a minister to re-bless the System folder, ... so long as you don't get married by Colonel Panic. |
66 |
9% |
 |
| Spend the weekend in Vegas, ... how many slots in your machine? |
17 |
2% |
 |
| Write love notes to it with Stickies, ... who invented the glue that holds up those software post-it notes? |
36 |
5% |
 |
| We go back to the place we first met, ... hopefully you don't have to go back too often. |
18 |
2% |
 |
| I'm a traditional geek. I take care of it in sickness and in health, ... 'till death do you part... or else an upgrade. |
370 |
55% |
 |
| I'm afraid of commitment. |
104 |
15% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and by anyone present who can show just and legal cause
why they may not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, forever holding their peace.
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