Current JoyPoll results for 644 entries:
What do you think the headline of this tech story ended up being?
Crazed Repair Man Murders Computer!, ... it was running Windows, so it wasn't murder, ... it was euthanasia.
99
15%
Insensitive Tech Guy Breaks Woman's Heart!, ... you see she's a geekette, and she wanted to rip out her own wires.
63
9%
Easy-tear Wires Now Available on Certain Computer Models!, ... look of horror on the bystanders... priceless.
75
11%
Rumour Site Geeks, posing as Journalists, Infiltrate Top Secret Technology Lab., ... um yeah, it must be a top secret tech journalism lab then.
79
12%
Don't Cry Over Spilled Computer Guts!, ... only if you haven't backed up!
35
5%
Delusional Customer Calls our Newsroom, Demands Interview., ... then demands cartoonists document it all.
175
27%
Polls just sensationalize these comics!
118
18%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and local blackouts.
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