Current JoyPoll results for 769 entries:
What causes your infertility?
Laptop dancing with silicon lifeforms, ... seems like the laptop is giving you the hot tip!
44
5%
My underwear's too tight, ... weggie, time to meet commando.
40
5%
Slacker sperm, ... they need to get motility motivated.
67
8%
I just don't release an egg for anyone, ... your selection is only natural.
42
5%
Prolonged exposure to chocolate and chips, ... dating Snickers and Frito Lay again?
54
7%
Chick movies, nagging, and track pants, ... almost as sexy as acting like a jerk, while watching sports TV in your underwear.
83
10%
My imagination is fertile enough, ... try not to plant too many seeds of doubt.
282
36%
I'm impolltant.
145
18%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and not tonight dear, I'm on my laptop.
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