Current JoyPoll results for 1066 entries:
What kind of patch do you need most?
Software Pain Patch, ... you'll need a new one for every update.
49
4%
Co-worker removal patch, ... it's filled with acid, so stick it on them, not yourself.
81
7%
Relationship patch, ... also known as the transdermal chocolate and apology.
181
16%
Caffeine patch, ... can't you just apply a coffee bag to the forearm?
153
14%
Remember-all-the-things-I-forget patch, ... so in other words, a Post-it note!
385
36%
Cabbage patch, ... better remove the birth control patch first.
96
9%
Duct tape's all I need!
121
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a time-release dose of tiny errors.
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