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Current JoyPoll results for 1113 entries:
Why do you think he is the world's worst used cat salesman?
| It's his jacket... it's just not flashy enough, ... his fake fur leopard skin jacket is at the cleaners. |
55 |
4% |
 |
| He should be selling them as "pre-owned" cats, not used cats, ... cat's don't like it when you suggest they are owned. |
157 |
14% |
 |
| He's just not selling the glamor lifestyle of owning a cat, ... actually, it's the cat who gets the glamorous lifestyle! |
154 |
13% |
 |
| He's too honest to be in sales, ... he just doesn't have the claws. |
261 |
23% |
 |
| Methinks he is a dog lover, ... actually, he just can't bare to part with that cat! |
122 |
10% |
 |
| When you're selling a cat, you have to let the buyer hold the cat, ... it's the same with selling Tribbles. |
240 |
21% |
 |
| I'm just viewing the purrfect results. |
124 |
11% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a call for cuddles.
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